2x01
Keith: So. Senior year. How was your first day of school, honey?
Veronica: Great. I beat up a freshman, stole his lunch money, and then skipped out after lunch.
Keith: What, no premarital sex?
Veronica: Oh. Yeah. Yes. But don't worry, Dad — I swear you're gonna like these guys.
Keith: That's my girl.
Logan: What I'm trying to say is that I'm in love with you.
Veronica: The things guys'll say to get past second base.
Veronica: I should go because my dad is probably watching us through a telescope.
Logan (whispering): Then he's probably impressed with your virtue.
Veronica: And that telescope is mounted on a rifle.
Logan: Can Dick and Beaver come out to play?
2x02
Sacks: You'll never guess who's in the interrogation room right now filling out an application.
Lamb: You're right, I'll never guess. Who?
Sacks: Veronica Mars.
Lamb: ...You let Veronica Mars in there alone?
Veronica: Okay, I know my father is a brilliant detective with a keen intuition and a finely tuned B.S. detector, but there's no way he can tell that I've had sex. Right?
2x03
Veronica: So who are we exploiting now?
Duncan: The workers.
Veronica: Exxccellent.
Sheriff Lamb: You're 18 now, kiddo. You're an adult.
Veronica: Well that makes one of us!
Deputy: The Sheriff wants to ask you some questions.
Veronica: My answer was final, I will not go to prom with him!
Veronica: Unfortunately there are no laws against exploiting rich and horny middleaged men
2x04
Lindsey: We have to get her personal stuff off this computer, and put it back by morning
Duncan: OK, so...what do you want me to do?
Lindsey: You're the son of a computer visionary. Can't you do something?
Duncan: I can burn a CD
Veronica: Oh, sorry. Should I hide in the bedroom, like a hooker?! Perfect!
Lamb: Who let you into my office?
Keith: That's funny, I was wondering the same thing.
2x05
Logan: There's always Winter Carnival. (gasp) Veronica can be an Ice Princess!
Jackie: Can we skate on her?
Corny: I'd like to nominate Veronica Mars!
Ashley Banks: Like, ironically?
Corny: Yeah. She's badass, smokin' hot, and overall nice to come home to.
2x06
Officer: Number four, step forward!
Logan: Oh, wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent, and my publicist, for always shooting me from the left side.
2x08
Logan: Help me Mars Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
2x09
Mrs. Hauser: Since you all had such a raucous good time with venereal diseases, I'm sure you'll be thrilled with phase two of Sex Ed. Ladies and gentlemen... [takes animatronic baby out of box] Welcome to Parenthood.
Veronica: So that's where babies come from.
Celeste: What is she doing here?
Veronica: "She" meaning me? I guess I'm here as Duncan's secret girlfriend. Oh, and we have a love child. (picks up fake baby) Want to hold her? She's snuggly.
Celeste: I'll pass.
2x11
Logan: You're not really complicated, are you Dick?
Dick: Try not to be.
2x12
Logan: Look, Veronica, can you just once save my butt without comment?
Veronica: No. Because saving your butt with comment, it just... it works better for me
Wallace: Look, you don't have to do this. I'll be fine.
Veronica: Please. Let me. My boyfriend just fled the country with his dead ex-girlfriend's baby. I need a project.
Wallace: Where have you been?
Veronica: Nowhere, but if God asks, I was with you.
Veronica: (Bugging a confessional) I am going to hell. It's that simple; I'm going straight to hell.
Priest: Confession hasn't quite started yet, but what makes you say that.
2x13
Veronica: And for my next trick! I will take J.B. into the hallway, whisper a few magic words, and when we return, he'll confess.
[...]
J.B: I stole the test.
Veronica: TA DAAAA!
Dick: Dude. Am I drunk?
Logan: No, dude, you're just special
2x15
Logan: You're cute when you're jealous
Jane: Guess you never know where true love's gonna find you.
Veronica: If it comes looking for me, I'll be over by the espresso machine.
(Logan walks in)
2x16
Fraternity Brother: If you get that scholarship, you've got to join. When I got here, I was like, "I totally want to be a Pi".
Wallace: Yeah. Yeah, once when I was little, I wanted to be ice cream.
Veronica: Dad, your hooker's here
2x17
Logan: So this is staking out, huh? It looks sexier in the movies.
Veronica: Did you hear anything from Hannah?
Logan: Does deafening silence count?
Veronica: You know, I'm not sure, but I think when they start shipping your girlfriends off, you are officially a bad boy. (they high-five each other)
Logan: Her dad and your dad should get together and go bowling
Logan: Don't ask what Logan can do for you, but what you can do for Logan!
Jane: I'm seventeen years old and my mom decided that last night was the perfect opportunity to give me the sex talk. (Wallace is distracted by Jackie) Wallace?
Wallace: Yeah, uh, my lecture was one word: Don't.
2x18
Keith: Why aren't you learning something?
Veronica: And a good day to you, too, sir. Just thinking about some great advice you gave me.
Keith: "Look both ways"? "Don't stick that in your nose"?
Veronica: "Follow the money."
2x19
Cliff: I'm sure Ms. Mars has had the required sexual education course provided by Neptune High School.
Veronica: I got an A minus. Plus, I watch Animal Planet.
Veronica: Remember back when you were doing the deed with Dick's stepmom?
Logan: Vaguely. I remember she thought I was hot.
Veronica: Were you with her on the day of the crash? You two talked on the phone a few times that day.
Logan: Man, you're obsessed with my sex life. Do I need to start carrying around a webcam from now on?
Veronica: Logan.
Logan: Day of the crash, day of the crash....uh, I'd really have to consult my feelings journal to be sure.
Logan: As a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blond waiting for me in the parking lot.
Veronica: Me too.
Logan: I'm not blond.
Veronica: Or hot.
Jackie: Veronica, I have a favor to ask.
Veronica: Who doesn't?
2x20
Logan: I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me.
Veronica: Epic how?
Logan: Spanning years, and continents. Lives ruined and blood shed. Epic. But summer's almost here, and we won't see each other at all. And then you'll leave town, and then... it's over.
Veronica: Logan...
Logan: I'm sorry about last summer. You know, if I could do it over...
Veronica: Come on. Ruined lives? Bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
Logan: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy. _________________ last.fm
Weevil: ...You believe me?
Veronica: How can I not when you're batting those Maybelline lashes at me?
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Mac: Bingo. Alright, you guys are in.
Veronica: Thanks, Mac.
Mac: I'm not speaking to you. Butters asked if he should rent a room for prom night. I'm doing this for your dad. Mr. Mars, what else can I do for you?
Keith: You mind printing every e-mail? Every document?
Mac: Your wish is my shift command. A little computer humor for you there.
Veronica: I liked it better when you weren't speaking to me.
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Veronica: Mrs. C. I trust you're well.
Kendall: Oh, well, if it isn't Little Miss Teen Getaway. Your dad and I were just dealing with a little trouble.
Veronica: Like, trouble with a capital "T", that rhymes with "C", that stands for -
Keith: Veronica!
Veronica: I was gonna say "cute".
Veronica: Hey! How's it goin'?
Logan: Oh, this is going to be good.
Veronica: What?
Logan: Well, you have that "I'd rather be making out with a broken bottle" look. Which, if history serves, means you're about to say something awkward.
Veronica: This? This is my "I'd rather be spelunking" look. It's like you don't know me at all.
Logan: Right. So let's have it.
Veronica: So... you remember Duncan?
Logan: Right. Blue eyes?
Veronica: Right.
Logan: Yes.
Veronica: You wouldn't happen to know if he was with - and by "with", I mean with - uh, someone other than Meg?
Logan: Well, there was this one girl. She was blond. Petite. Smelled of marshmallows and promises.
Veronica: Promises? That's the name of my perfume!
Logan: You know, generally speaking, I've kind of grown immune to your left-field questions, but I'm gonna bite on this one. What do you care who Duncan did when Duncan did do dudettes?
Logan: Duncan didn't talk much about his sex life much, though. But he'd blush and shower a lot. That's how you know he was getting some.
Logan: You should come to Alterna-Prom.
Veronica: I don't know what that is. [Logan hands her an invitation] Wow, you and your drunk 09er buddies get the prom cancelled and then use your inherited wealth to throw a private prom.
Logan: When you say it like that, it sounds unjust.
Veronica: How does it sound when you say it?
Logan: Oh, glamourous. So, are you coming? What, you'd rather be spelunking?
Veronica: No, I'd rather be... [pekar pĂĽ sitt ansiksuttryck] strapped down on an ant hill. Man, you've really lost it. _________________
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